Look, A Shiny Thing!

glimmerstimmer:

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🌟How to make a neon pom pom sensory bottle!🌟

• Square Sand Bottle - SKU 1417054 Hobby Lobby

• Sequin Variety Pack - SKU 2265551 Hobby Lobby

• Neon Pom Poms 7mm - SKU 387282 Hobby Lobby

• Elmer’s Clear Glue

• Bottled Water

thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

hellenhighwater:

froggybangbang:

hellenhighwater:

karlyanalora:

hellenhighwater:

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

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Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It’s spreading, evolving–

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strawbubbysugar:

I love .. the daycare attendants.. sm…

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adz:

adz:

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it’s all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

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this is true

magiclairium:
“ railroadsoftware:
“ breastforce:
“God damn I’ve been Owned…
”
where’s jack going
”
to undo the future that is aku
”

magiclairium:

railroadsoftware:

breastforce:

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

kedreeva:

I was trying to capture the 4th of July fireworks noises from tonight and accidentally caught a shooting star.

Make a wish!

staroftara:

hanitje:

“It’s a handbag.”

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pangur-and-grim:

funyarinpaa:

pangur-and-grim:

twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.

quickchangeartist:

nitrosplicer:

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

Too much horse manure, not enough potash, and watering light and frequently instead of deeply and less frequently. But good news! Carrot tops are perfectly edible by themselves! Try some in salad or in a sandwich, or as a parsley substitute. It’s nice.